A CHAT BETWEEN KARKAT AND ERIDAN ON TROLLMEGLE

A CHAT BETWEEN KARKAT AND ERIDAN ON TROLLMEGLE

(YOU = KARKAT, STRANGER = ERIDAN)


You: NOW SHUT UP AND LETS HOPE YOU AND ME ARENT THE LAST TWO GOGDAMN TROLLS LEFT

Stranger: youre just tryin to avvoid the inevvitable

You: BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE THE LAST GOGDAMN TROLL LEFT

You: OR I WOULD

You: BECAUSE I WOULD KILL ONE OF US

Stranger: oh kar is that dirty talk im hearin

You: OH GREAT NOW YOU’RE A GODTIER FUCKER TOO

Stranger: are you implyin that wwed havve to pail under any circumstances evver

You: FUCKING SICKO

Stranger: im flattered

Stranger: dont try to deny it

You: GOG DAMN IT FUCK YOU

Stranger: i knoww you wwant my body kar

Stranger: its okay

Stranger: i wwould too

Stranger: im just so fuckin built an irresistible

You: JUST BECAUSE I SUGGEST A SITUATION IN WHICH MY WORST NIGHTMARES COME TO FRUITION DOESNT MEAN I WANT YOU TO FUCKING TRACE BUCKET RIMS OVER IT

You: MORE LIKE INSUFFERABLE

Stranger: oh cod howw much more desperate could you get

Stranger: by sayin

Stranger: hey eridan id shore hate it if wwe evver had to make passionate lovve in order to savve our race

You: ((verisimilitudeProsthelytizer on pesterchum))

You: OH GOG

You: ITS NOT LIKE THAT

You: CHRIST

You: JEGUS CHRIST

You: YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS

Stranger: am not