A CHAT BETWEEN KARKAT AND ERIDAN ON TROLLMEGLE
(YOU = KARKAT, STRANGER = ERIDAN)
You: NOW SHUT UP AND LETS HOPE YOU AND ME ARENT THE LAST TWO GOGDAMN TROLLS LEFT
Stranger: youre just tryin to avvoid the inevvitable
You: BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE THE LAST GOGDAMN TROLL LEFT
You: OR I WOULD
You: BECAUSE I WOULD KILL ONE OF US
Stranger: oh kar is that dirty talk im hearin
You: OH GREAT NOW YOU’RE A GODTIER FUCKER TOO
Stranger: are you implyin that wwed havve to pail under any circumstances evver
You: FUCKING SICKO
Stranger: im flattered
Stranger: dont try to deny it
You: GOG DAMN IT FUCK YOU
Stranger: i knoww you wwant my body kar
Stranger: its okay
Stranger: i wwould too
Stranger: im just so fuckin built an irresistible
You: JUST BECAUSE I SUGGEST A SITUATION IN WHICH MY WORST NIGHTMARES COME TO FRUITION DOESNT MEAN I WANT YOU TO FUCKING TRACE BUCKET RIMS OVER IT
You: MORE LIKE INSUFFERABLE
Stranger: oh cod howw much more desperate could you get
Stranger: by sayin
Stranger: hey eridan id shore hate it if wwe evver had to make passionate lovve in order to savve our race
You: ((verisimilitudeProsthelytizer on pesterchum))
You: OH GOG
You: ITS NOT LIKE THAT
You: CHRIST
You: JEGUS CHRIST
You: YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS
Stranger: am not
